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Skipping past Writober and Nanoblomo . . ? Shit, I dunno. I'm as bored as you are.

 

The Bad Citizen

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

I Told You So!

Yeah, this marks a week since that last post. Or, last two posts. I’ve been trying to mentally counterbalance my motivation against my “hope” to post every day against my fear of posting trivial bullshit that I’m not even interested in reading. So . . . it’s a Mexican Standoff of mental counterbalancing.

Anyway, the past several days, I’ve run into things I could have made a short post about, but didn’t. You know what that means: The Bulleted List of Belated Reflection® (with bonus Fun Footnotes)!


shaken and poured by Scott-san on 12/06 at 04:56 PM
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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Black Belt

I gotta say, and I’m a little ashamed to do so, but all this JonBenet upheaval is bringing up some really difficult feelings. This is hard, but . . . y’see, I have this . . . black belt. And I can’t wear it anymore.

It started a few weeks ago, some time after I purchased the belt (used) at a thrift store. I’d been trying to find a narrow black belt to wear with dress pants to work, where most people wear shorts and flip flops and tight tops with no bras. Anyway, I showed up at my daughter’s preschool to pick her up and, well, my belt was undone. Which I discovered rather conspicuously in front of some other child’s mother. There is some strange law of physics at work here, wherein the belt-hole-metal-thingy can slip BACKWARDS through the buckle and just come open. Some part of this has to do with me having the belt too tight, I’m sure. And some part has resulted in me looking like a child molester.

I hope I see that woman next Wednesday at the PTO meeting. I’ll be sure to wear my special belt.*

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shaken and poured by Scott-san on 08/19 at 09:43 PM
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Saturday, July 22, 2006

ohmygod . . .

This one’s for Styro and CW.

The Girls played (as a favor) at a church “block party” last night . . . part of some city-wide religious out-reach . . . thing. Anyway, this guy walks up to Michelle as we’re leading Mia back to our car to go home.

This guy: “I just wanted you to know that I go to this church, and my license plate is ‘80s DUDE,’ and I obviously thought you were great.”

Michelle (backing away): “Thanks.”

This guy (reading my shirt): “What’s . . . that . . . say . . ?”

Me: “Oh, it says, ‘Oh my god . . .’ “

This guy: “Uh . . . ha . . .” *walks off*

Michelle: “Probably not the most appropriate shirt to wear to this.”

Me: “You should’ve worn yours.”

shaken and poured by Scott-san on 07/22 at 06:56 AM
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Listening

There's no "I" in threesome.

Viewing

I can't remember whether I've seen anything new since my birthday. Oh, right, that one.

Reading

I was hoping for a little more detail in the accounts of mauling-by-zombie. But the anecdotes were disturbing, nonetheless..

Drinking

I don't have a solid grasp on which exact cheap beers I had at the ATL watering holes.