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2007

November

• Aaaaaaaand NOW that Joke is Old

• I Drive to Work

October

• You Know How to Tell You’ve Worked Out too Hard?

• Indoctrination

• The War is Over

September

• Le Sigh . . . Le Quiz (It’s Great to be “Back” . . . For Now)

August

• Note to Self

July

• Eight(ish) Things

• Unless I’m Killed by Pickled Particulates

• I Never Do This, and I’ve Never Done THAT

June

• When Corporate “Specials” Do Not Rely on Your Dishonesty. At All.

• Jack Bauer Says We Can Have Our Lives Back

• Maybe There Can be an Orchestra of Acoustic Guitar-Wielding Old Men

• “I’m Gonna Need You to Back Off.”

• Wrath of the 80s, Indeed

• Our Road is a Deathtrap. I’m Guessing He Couldn’t Have Come from Far Away.

• I’m on a Mission. And I Can’t Tell You About it.

May

• Snapshot, with Very Little Context

• Testing the Limits of SPF Technology

April

• Because I’m Not Successfully Copycatting Unless I Post a Picture

• When the Best (or at Least Semi-Good) Intentions Run Headlong into Conjunctivitis

• And You Are . . ?

March

• I, Candidate

• “. . . And 24 is Breathing in My Face . . . Like a Mad Whore.”

• Distracted

February

• Let’s NOT Dwell on the “Stale Bread” Symbolism

• Dicked

• Holiday?

• Something New. And Old. And Pimp-y.

• Weighty

• Bracket of Commerce!

• Coronation Time!

January

• Sick of School. Or, Sick AND School.

• “You Can Blow Me.”

• Hollywood (9999 Turns)

• Now Not Knowing When to Quit on Multiple Fronts and Levels

• The Year was 1275 . . .

• You Give Me Fever. But Please Don’t.

• In Stock

• Rrrecord Rrreview for Rrrob (Mostly)

• The Secret Password is “Poop”

• Her Little Brother is, All, “Grrrrr, Dinosaur.”

2006

December

• It’s Not a Party Without the Cheez-It Spray.

• The Same Could be True in Your Everyday Life. As it is in Mine.

• The Duality of Man

• Just to be Clear: I’m Having Caffeinated Benzene for Lunch Today

• For the 0.00583 Percent of the World’s Population Who Might Benefit from this Information

• I Told You So!

November

• Stars! They’re JUST LIKE US!

• Leftovers

• When I Said, “I Picked Up Some Wine,” I Meant THIS

• Three Cheers for Tinted Windows! (Hang on . . . Lemme Get Up.)

• Day Four: Motivational

• Who’s Ever Heard of Unwanted Alcohol, Anyway?

• I Can’t Imagine This Pulling in 13 Million Viewers Each Week, Though

• Wakey, Wakey (And . . . Not Leaving Just Yet)

• Update

October

• Then Again, I Could Soundtrack This with Europe and Asia

• When the KKK Would’ve Been Good to Have

• A Week in to the Last Five Years of My Life (as a Sponge)

September

• “We’re Not Special. We’re Japanese.”

• This Tops Applebee’s for “Bad Experiences in a Restaurant.” Hands Down.

• She Did GREAT with the Arm-Squeezy Thing, Though

• Shifting Around the Leather

• “Who’s that Blonde Bitch Stabbing All Our Patients?”

• Tuesday-Friday, Tuesday-Saturday . . . Whatever. I Blame Some Server in California.

• Warning: World’s Largest Aquarium has a Strict No-Refund Policy

• Belize? You’re Shitting Me.

August

• Wild!

• Monthly Newsletter: Month Forty-Nine?

• A Plague on BOTH of the Other People in My House

• Black Belt

• It’s Been Too, Too Long

• Like His Hero, Superman, That Kid IS Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

• ‘Tis the Season

July

• It’s a Sign!

• ohmygod . . .

• I Think Maybe that Guy was an Insurance Salesman

• The Longest Day

• There’s GOLD in Those Black Hills!

• Clogged

• Old English in Gainesville

• No, Really, This is the Last One.

• Wherein I’m a Fuckin’ Heel. And Anglophiles Everywhere Weep Wee Tears. Again.

June

• From Birthdays to Bombers

• Kamikaze Lunchbreak Book Review: The Historian

• I Actually Had a Dream Wherein I Played Soccer Recently

• Rock You like a Hurr-- . . . Nevermind

• Bring Yo Dick-Suckin’ Friends*

• What I’ve Been Doing for the Past Week (Or, a Really Long Post About Nothing)

May

• Soccer-Sleeping

• Finale (or FINALLY!)

• Crossroads

• Exasperate Me

• The Beach Would’ve Owned “Something About Mary”

• Lonley . . . Oh so Lonley

• Still Coming Down

• The Meetup. The Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con. The Embiggening. The Dorkfest. Oh My God, I Hate You!

• Over

April

• It Begins

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