Lonley . . . Oh so Lonley

I try and make a habit of checking my “junk email” folder fairly often in case another local reporter wants to get ahold of me for a story he’s doing on Tallahassee bloggers. Because, y’know, everyone likes a little heads up before they’re outed. Anyway, lately, I’ve been noticing the trend has been shifting from penile-enhancement to guilt-free sex with strangers. The newest of these reported that I could find a “fuck friend” (or, according to the subject line, an “online.ffuuck.frriend”). The message included a URL link (NSFW). With a misspelling. Of course, I deal in misspellings all the time here, but if you’re dealing in high-end spouse-swapping or pimping out wives whose husbands are over in Iraq fighting for FreedomTM, you shouldn’t have misspellings in your URL. Oh well, I guess I won’t be patronizing THAT site.

Oh, and in honor of Styro’s Hells-Satans-patented rumor-mongering “filthy, filthy mouth,” I’m going to start the rumor that all of us are moving to Atlanta. But if the Dems sweep the 2006 (and 2008) elections, maybe we’ll all move closer to D.C. Those of us who aren’t there already. But right now, it’s suburbs or bust!

(Shhhhh. Spread the word.)

Posted by Scott-san on 05/10 at 12:57 PM
  1. I’m predicting a major Democrative sweep in the next elections.

    And I think wife-swappers should learn how to spell!  Or at least spell-check.  They should have standards, you know.

    Posted by teahouseblossom  on  05/11  at  08:03 AM
  2. D’OH! I meant to say “Democratic.” Yeah, I NEED SPELL CHECK.

    Posted by teahouseblossom  on  05/11  at  08:04 AM
  3. THB: You obviously need an online ffuck frriend.

    Posted by Scott-san  on  05/11  at  08:26 AM
  4. Inauguration party at my house!

    Posted by rob  on  05/11  at  08:54 AM
  5. Rob, I’ll be there.  And scott, leave room in the party wagon for me.  And my filthy, filthy, rumor-mongering mouth.

    Posted by styro  on  05/12  at  03:59 PM
  6. On a completely unrelated topic:

    Posted by rob  on  05/12  at  04:29 PM
  7. if they could get the pollen under control in the town i’d be happy to move there.

    can we all be neighbors? pretty please?!

    Posted by  on  05/16  at  09:08 AM
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