The Duality of Man

Dude, I’m a Loser!
-- We were the first to leave the office Christmas party Friday night.

-- For those of us keeping score (that’s just me and you), the Steelers have to win out and the Cowboys have to lose out. Otherwise, I’ll be buying a Cowboys shirt for some humiliating photographic documentation. And then sending the shirt to you (Patricia). As we discussed on IM, there’s a crack whore involved somehow. Hope you cherish the shirt!

-- End-of-the-year deadlines at work are shaping up to be a week and a half of straight R-A-P-E.* With a break for Christmas.

Yay! I’m a Winner!
-- At the office Christmas party, I won the centerpiece at our table playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.** The centerpiece included two bottles of wine and a box of crackers. And a bunch of shiny, plastic ornaments.

-- We’ve set some Holiday-shopping-related records this year, as we’re mostly done with our shopping and WON’T be scrambling for last-minute gifts on Christmas Eve.

-- We sent out 15 cards this year (usually we buy a box of 18 and send out, like, three).

* Y’know . . . figuratively.

** We’d actually agreed to split the centerpiece, but played for it anyway. And I won . . . even when it was extended to “best of three.”

Posted by Scott-san on 12/19 at 05:04 PM
  1. Wow, that actually sounds worse than our office party. Hee!

    Posted by SJ  on  12/19  at  09:55 PM
  2. I was pretty stoked when I got your card this year.  I hope I wasn’t too drunk to remember to put yours in the mail.  The last couple weeks are a blur, I’ve been trying to get my liver in shape for my trip to Arizona and it’s looking like I’m going to need a transplant when I get home… Start saving up, I’m gonna have a WEBSITE DONATIONS BUTTON for my new liver.  I’m gonna see if we can snag one on the cheap in Mexico!

    Posted by styro  on  12/21  at  04:21 PM
  3. How could I not cherish a t-shirt covered in crack whore cooties? My only disappointment is that it won’t be here in time for Christmas.

    Posted by  on  12/22  at  01:23 PM
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