Weighty

Like some great people before me (including myself on at least three separate occasions), I’m going on Weight Watchers. The Holidays were just the start of the latest “problems,” and my 25% increase in weekly workout time coupled with eating and drinking anything within reach that’s not tied down . . . well, it’s not exactly balancing out. I remember back in the old days when I was lamenting that lurch across the 180-pound threshold. I’m now at least 10 pounds beyond that.

Appropriately, I had a shit-ton of pizza (late) last night and chased that with some beer while watching “Rome” (I HAD to text Erin about the “sucking slave cock” line). Anyway, I slept very fitfully with all the reflux and propping my head up and getting up to pee every couple hours and eating lots of Maalox Max. So, right how, I’m negotiating a bowl of Italian wedding soup and surrendering to the spinach (fiber equals negative points!).

I hate spinach.

* Not trying to imply that Cait is multiple people. I just didn’t have a lot of people to link here. Partly due to my mother-in-law not having a blog of her own.

Posted by Scott-san on 02/12 at 02:55 PM
 
  1. Bulimia works.

    Posted by  on  02/12  at  03:08 PM
  2. i keep offering my tapeworm up yet there are never any takers.

    wimps.

    Posted by  on  02/12  at  03:59 PM
  3. Mr. G-Hole: I hate throwing up more than I hate being fat and reflux-y . . . and gassy.

    Snowy: Don’t the tapeworms give you diarrhea and/or hang out your ass when they get too long?  ‘Cuz that could be unsightly.

    Posted by Scott-san  on  02/12  at  04:28 PM
  4. Ewwww! I wanted a tapeworm but now I think no. I don’t need any “hangie outies”.

    Posted by Erin  on  02/12  at  06:23 PM
  5. I thought about going the tapeworm route, but I couldn’t figure out the POINTS for tossing Snowy’s salad.

    Posted by styro  on  02/14  at  12:34 PM
  6. Unsightly? Dude, who exactly are you going around flashing your ass to? And can I get a ticket?

    Posted by  on  02/14  at  11:25 PM
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