The Beach Would’ve Owned “Something About Mary”

Y’know how, hypothetically, all your friends are hot for Cameron Diaz and want to have dirty sex with Cameron Diaz, but when you look at Cameron Diaz, all you see is her little-boy ass and her face-like-Ms.-Pacman? Well, the beach is my Cameron Diaz. And vice versa.

Seriously, I don’t like the sun or heat, I don’t like having to spend 15 minutes lathering up with SPF 45, I don’t like salt water, and I don’t like . . . beach culture. That said, if I were open to enjoying the beach, this past weekend would’ve been the ideal time. A full moon, unseasonably cool and windy afternoons, surprise fireworks courtesy of a wedding in a nearby hotel, good food. Of course, not everything can be so rosy, which is why God invented bulleted lists. And the beach. Observe:

Michelle has some pictures at her Flickr page of the weekend’s festivities. Reportedly, next year, we’ll be bringing other people with us. I’ll do my best to keep my job for another year.

Posted by Scott-san on 05/16 at 04:04 PM
  1. When I read that I immediately had to get up and fix a rum and coke.

    And now I’m back.

    I love that I was able to psuedo- be there via the power of the almighty text. GOD SAVE THE TXT!

    P.S. I’m going next year.

    Posted by estella  on  05/16  at  09:53 PM
  2. See, the same way you do about outlet shopping in Destin, I feel about outlet shopping in NY and NJ except the opposite.  I’m convinced there’s more stuff for guys than girls.  When I go with the Boy, he always ends up buying 50 shirts and pairs of good shoes and nice ties, and I find nothin’.

    Posted by teahouseblossom  on  05/17  at  12:32 AM
  3. ms. pac man face is **SO** accurate!!

    Posted by erinire  on  05/18  at  11:51 AM
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