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Skipping past Writober and Nanoblomo . . ? Shit, I dunno. I'm as bored as you are.

 

Saturday, July 22, 2006

ohmygod . . .

This one’s for Styro and CW.

The Girls played (as a favor) at a church “block party” last night . . . part of some city-wide religious out-reach . . . thing. Anyway, this guy walks up to Michelle as we’re leading Mia back to our car to go home.

This guy: “I just wanted you to know that I go to this church, and my license plate is ‘80s DUDE,’ and I obviously thought you were great.”

Michelle (backing away): “Thanks.”

This guy (reading my shirt): “What’s . . . that . . . say . . ?”

Me: “Oh, it says, ‘Oh my god . . .’ “

This guy: “Uh . . . ha . . .” *walks off*

Michelle: “Probably not the most appropriate shirt to wear to this.”

Me: “You should’ve worn yours.”

shaken and poured by Scott-san on 07/22 at 06:56 AM
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